The Weekend, and how it got ugly...

Man, I love weekends... Not that I do much during the week... but the weekends are a way for me to let loose, and this was just a trial weekend, as my best buddy is coming into the area for this weekend and the debauchary will start on Thursday!

I love golf... And this past weekend we had an amazing golf experience. I got to go with two of my best friends, and the fourth, was such a pain in the ass to get... we didn't even get one. But like 3 people backed out of the spot. Did they miss out. So Friend A, Friend AA, and me went to this golf course (Tennison Golf), that I didn't even know existed, and it is 5 minutes away from my house, after I was used to driving like over an hour to go play golf... treasure find!

So we play early enough that the summer heat doesn't kill us, 9am. This way we are done by 1pm, ish... Golf was a blast, we had a contest of who couldn't say one of our other friends names, I got second place, naming that individual like 5 times, mostly using the word "Hate" in front of his name, with my other friend losing saying his name 7 times, (again, usually with "hate" in front of it), not that we actually hate him...

We drank, we partaked in other extra curricular activities, we drank more... Nice course, good friends, good extra curriculars, i actually didn't play all that bad...

Then, after we left the golf course, me and one of my friends went to Hooter's for some wings, beer, fried pickles, and more beer... I love alcohol...

We talked with our subpar waitress, no boobies, no personality, not even good looking... (C'mon Hooters, step it up with the hiring's, you used to have standards). But then we went back to my house and drank shots of Tequila, finishing the bottle, and shots of Jack... Let's just say that I am sorry to my parents as i did not make it out there. I passed out around 5pm, and missed like 20 calls, and didn't make it out to see my dad...

Speaking of, I am still sleepy, goodnight, and wait until the next debauchery story... there will be notes, a rough draft, timeline, and more debauchary...

Coming soon: The Stripper that thought my buddy was an actor... why... because that is what we said....

HALO 2 Haiku's!

I wonder if anyone else is addicted to the freaking XBOX game, HALO 2. I know that I, and a couple of my friends are, but man, I can not stop playing this game. I even go home during lunch and play it. It is so freaking awesome!

Once it was a game
Addicted I think I am
Halo 2, I hate!!!

I Got the Rockets
I know this level well enough
YES!!!! KILLTACULAR!!!!!!

This is a new map
Where did the bomb go... oh shit...
It is at our base!!!

Just A Few Haiku's That I Have Written... DON'T STEAL MY SHIT!

Foes are everywhere
Threatening to destroy me
Must dispatch ninjas!

I grasp for Blue sky
With open palm I reach out
There are no clouds now.

That's far as ever
More than ever has been done
What? Fuck this haiku!

Long ago I was
And now it seems I'm not
Thoughts provide the pain.

In the icy Dawn
The Sun has yet to appear
My night is now over.

Things That Don't Belong in The Left Lane

Ok, now here is a little personal lowdown on myself... I drive fast. I have a performance vehicle that just won't allow me to drive slow. It is not my fault. But c'mon, who doesn't know that the "left lane" is the "passing lane" or the "fast lane". It is common knowledge for those who took driver's education. Well, here in Dallas, for the past couple of weeks, I have been getting so angry at people that just DO NOT belong in the left lane. Be aware if you are any of these people, get the FUCK out of the left lane!!! And if you see a silver car behind you, flashing it's lights... GET THE FUCK OVER, let me pass you, you slow son of a bitch!!!!! Below are the people that need to either stop driving, or GET THE FUCK OVER!!!

In no particular order after #1... I fucking hate minivans...

1. Minivans -- c'mon mommy, if you are so worried about safety of your family, get the FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT LANE!!!!!
2. Geo's. -- self explanitory.
3. People that can't see over the steering wheel!
4. People over the age of 60 -- My father excluded, he is a great driver!
5. 4 bangers -- no matter what kind of muffler you have, get over!!
6. 18 Wheelers -- I appreciate them, but they dont have the speed... GET OVER!!!
7. Trucks with Packed Tailgates -- I don't care what kind of truck it is, dodge, ford, tundra... MOVE OVER!!
8. Tundras -- Never, oh my God these are not even real trucks.
9. Asians -- I am sorry, but you know it...
10. Women -- Again, sorry, but GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT LANE!!!
11. People on Cell Phones -- HANG UP THE PHONE AND FUCKING DRIVE!!!
12. Vehicles with more than 2 stickers on the back -- I don't need advertising!!!
13. Motorcycles with the tricycle rear end -- If you need training wheels, you probably do not need to be in the left lane!!!
14. Any vehicle with visible duct tape
15. Any vehicle with visible celephane.
16. Any vehicle with "wood" on the exterior.
17. Any truck with people in the back -- that is just a safety concern...
18. Taxi's -- you mother fuckers drive slow and swervy, MOVE THE FUCK OVER!!

Ok, now these are just a few, if you know of any one else that should move the fuck over, please let me know!

More coming soon!